Friday, March 6, 2015

Entry #8: RETTA VS. MUTANTS

RETTA VS. MUTANTS
105,000 words
YA Comedic Horror


PITCH:
It’s barely 9:00 am, and sixteen-year-old Retta has already dealt with a mutilated cat, complaints about her grandmother filling bathtubs around town, and one signature she maybe/probably forged. Just another Wednesday. But in seventy-two hours, Retta will be on her way to basketball camp and one step closer to a life-changing scholarship. All she has to do in the meantime is manage her family’s shenanigans. Oh, and ignore those creepy green eyes in the woods. Easy, right?

(Cue dead body.)

Easy ends when her ex-con brother gets accused of murder and disappears. She has to find him before the police do. But hungry, green-eyed mutants find her instead. When the mutants start eating her neighbors, Retta’s basketball dreams take a backseat to saving her bumbling family from a full-blown attack. And mutant-fighting would be a lot easier if they didn’t try to “help.” Veronica Mars meets Shaun of the Dead.


FIRST 250:
The Uiterwyks’ cat was clearly dead, but that didn’t make it Granna’s fault or Retta’s problem.

The corpse lay curled around the garden gnome and cooked in the sun reflecting off the Uiterwyks’ trailer. It was only 8:54 a.m. and already hot. Retta wrinkled her nose. This was not how she had planned to start her day, but as a member of a family like the Holkers, she had learned not to make plans.

Guts spilled in the grass like Spaghetti Os. The mangy animal was cut in half as if someone had dropped an axe on its stomach. Only, the bloody fur was ripped ragged in a way that suggested coyote or some other hungry thing.

Certainly not Retta’s 74-year-old grandmother.

But this was the accusation Brandi Uiterwyk had flung at her over the phone when she demanded Retta come two trailers down. Now.

Brandi huffed, just as impatient in person. “It’s not like we killed our own cat—”

Debatable.

“—and it is the second time your grandmother has broken in here and filled the bathtub,” she finished as if one crime implied the other.

That one was not an accusation. It was a fact. Granna had been filling bathtubs all over town. Last week she broke into Trudy Gunnarson’s and filled not only the bathtub but every pot in the house. Just left them around. On the counter. In the closet. Next to the TV. But she had yet to kill any pets.

“Unless the cat drowned before something ate its lower half,” Retta said, “Granna didn’t kill your cat.”

3 comments:

  1. This sounds so fun. You had me at Veronica Mars meets Shaun of the Dead (two things I love) and that opening sentence is terrific. The funny/gory tone also makes me think it would appeal to anyone who liked Andrew Smith's wonderfully weird Grasshopper Jungle. Best of luck!
    - Chad (#5)

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    1. Chad-

      Thanks for the great comp title! It's on my TBR list, so I should definitely make time for it now.

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